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Hal, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful (and very sexy) 25 year-old blonde. She knocks
everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm, as she hangs on to Hal's arm and listens intently to his every word.
His buddies at the club are all aghast. At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, "Hal, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?"
Hal replies, "Girlfriend? She's not my girlfriend...she's my wife!"
They're knocked over, but continue to ask. "So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?"
"I lied about my age", Hal replies.
"What, did you tell her you were only 50?"
Hal smiles and says, "No, I told her I was 90."
hahahaha!
lol, love it!